Friday, November 24, 2006

Smoke gets in your eyes

So, I live in a semi-rural area where burning brush is still permitted. This is almost unheard of in California anymore, what with all the efforts to clean up our air. I think we have something like 6 of the 10 most polluted air sheds in the nation.

However, in rural areas like mine, people still regularly burn brush on their property. It's pretty easy: you just get your annual burn permit from CDF* and when you're ready to burn, check to make sure it's an authorized burn day. You really don't want to be that property owner who burned on an unauthorized day and started a wildfire. But, since we are at about 1500 feet elevation, we're generally out of the Valley smog and muck, so they figure it won't have that big an impact on the air.

During the cooler months, you can drive around our area and see people sitting in lawn chairs, cup of coffee in hand, watching their brush pile burn as if they were sitting before a campfire. In fact, burn days can be a pretty social affair. Neighbors chat over a fire, compare brush piles, give each other pointers on how best to set it aflame, and, keep it from spreading.

And of course, kids love a good burn. It's the one day you can see kids, from 5 to 17, happily helping with the arduous chore of clearing brush and making piles. There's nothing so motivating as a good bonfire. Besides, when else do you get to roast marshmallows in your front yard?

The down side to all this efficient, neighborly lighting of the sticks is that the air is thick with smoke. Find yourself a hilltop perch, and, for most of late fall through winter, you can look out across the rolling hills and little valleys and see swirls of white smoke every few hundred yards. And hanging over you, just brushing the ridgetops, is a veil of gray-white haze.

We left the "Great Valley" two years ago to get out of the horrible air-- air that was making my son sick. Most of the time it's clear and clean up here. And he's not sick anymore. But on days like today, when my neighbor starts burning a brush pile the size of Rhode Island, and more and more houses go up in our "town" bringing more and more commuters to the area, I wonder how long this place will remain a haven for people like us who refuse to compromise our family's health for cheaper cost of living. For people who want to be able to actually see the Sierra Nevada. For people who came here to escape the sprawl of the Valley.

But then I realize, we are the sprawl. We depend on the city 25 miles down the hill: for jobs, for shopping, for services. The people who live here are fiercely loyal to "local business." And they're deeply proud of these little communities. They love the hills and the mountains that loom above us and the streams that flow from the glaciers deep in the backcountry passes.

But as I see our communities grow and changes, mostly for the better, I still wonder, how much can the land and air and water take. How long before we love it to death?

*CDF= California Department of Forestry & Fire Protection

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Wordy

So, I'm feeling a little wordy today. Bear with me, k?

This mornig I packed up the baby and headed up to "town" for a morning at my favorite local coffee shop. Because she slept for a blessed and highly unusual 3 1/2 hours, I actually got to read something today! But, since I did not forsee the blessed 3 1/2 hour nap coming, I didn't bring along any reading material. I figured I'd be in for the usualy 15-20 minute nap on the way there, followed by a happy, but not undemanding baby requiring cooing, singing and overall goofiness on my part to keep her smiling.

But, with my snoring (yes, snoring) and ocassionally twitching offspring sitting beside me, and a decaf hot mocha and babana nut muffin before me, I plunged headlong into the only reading material available: it was either Counry Living, or Outside Magazine (some old guy was hogging the whole Sunday paper, sheesh).

I chose Outside. I'm not generally a fan of the mag because, lets face it, it seems to be more about having cool gear and eqipment that about truly experiencing the "outdoors". But to be fair, I'll admit that I don't read it regularly, so I may be wrong. Right? Either way, it's got to be more fun to read than Country Living. I have nothing against country living or reading about it or seeing beautiful homes or lush gardens, but when my baby gives me 3 1/2 hours to read, it's going to be a little more meaty than that.

ANYWAY... I read two articles and both of them were really good. The first was about Laurie David, wife of Seinfeld creator and writer/star of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David. And again, to be fair, she's an individual who has done a great deal in her own right. It's just that you probably wouldn't recognize her name if wasn't connected to Larry's. Though, if her efforts are successful, that could all change too. Laurie David has spearheaded an organization/movement to try to bring attention to the issue of Global Warming with a web site and "virtual" march on Washington called http://www.stopglobalwarming.org. (BTW, Laurie, since I'm sure your staffers check referal stats, you're welcome. For all six readers of this blog who might now visit your site. Yeah, I'm so helpful, huh?)

So, the article was actually really interesting and well written and about a subject that is close to my own heart. Now, wouldn't it be fun to have those kinds of resources and connections though?

However, even more interesting was an article on Afghanistan entitled A Short Walk in the Wakhan Corridor, chronicling the author's journey from Kabul through the Wakhan corridor, the "buffer" between former Soviet and British occupied Tajikistan and Pakistan. More to the point though, the corridor is the ancient Silk Road, the overland trade route from Europe to the Far East. Generations of war and the region's astounding isolation, today leave a place that is sparsely inhabited and desperately beautiful. It also remains one of the few places in the world in which adventurers and mountaineers can still find a virgin peak: one that has not been ascended preiously-- at least not by anyone who thought the ascent worthy of documenting.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Friends don't let friend's drink and dance

I would much rather spend a Saturday night in which I did not have my children with me with my hiney plopped in one of those big cushy chairs at Starbucks in the company of a good friend (like KTS, Apy, or Kim) sipping mochas until the wee hours of the morn (or at least until they closed at like 9:00 pm), chatting, gabbing, yaking, gossiping.... all the things my husband does not like to do. And my "girlfriends"* here in the hills are too, um, busy[?] to do.

Outside my husband and adorable kids, these are the things I love: my girlfriends. cushy chairs. mochas. yakking with said girlfriends. Throw in a good book, and you've won my heart.

Instead, this Saturday night we'll be celebrating Liz's birthday/new house at a BBQ/b-day party. I know it will be fun and I will enjoy myself because I love Liz and her husband and all the other friends who will be there. The grand plan for the evening is a family party/BBQ early, followed by drinking & dancing at the casino later on.

Um, have I mentioned that I rarely drink and I HATE dancing in public? Especially when other people are drinking while they dance in public? 'Cause you know, it's just not pretty. People get dumb when they drink and dance.

Don't get me wrong: I have no problem with people drinking. I do it. Ocassionally (like once every two to three years) I drink too much. I might even drink so much that I make the ill-advised decision to dance in public while drinking. And really, if I'm going to make and ill-advised decision that involves drinking, it's gonna include lemon drops, karaoke, and Joan Jett. 'Cause I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.

*sigh* Somehow I doubt I can talk anyone else into an evening of mochas at the Evil Empire.

*My girlfriends here, while truly fantastic women, are just not quite the same as my GIRLFRIENDS. I mean, I have never cleaned up vomit after any of them. I have never shared a bottle of Southern Comfort with them. I have never been grounded by their mothers. They have never sent me home-made candy in the mail just because. I have never listened to them recite Shakespeare while consumong large quantities of Strawberry Margaritas on the rocks.** They have never seen me completely lose my temper and be an uber bitch, and sill love me anyway.

**(Incidentally, strawberry margaritas on the rocks are not good.)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

when stupid things happend to good husbands

First, a story of the Bean and why he's so clever
The other day, as we were driving to my parent's house for dinner, the Bean was entertaining me with endless examples of his mathematical genius, including the following exchange.

"Mommy, since I'm six, when sister is one years old, I'll be seven"

YEP.

"Mommy, when sister is two, I'll be eight."

That's right. Good job.

"Mommy, when sister is 3, I'll be nine."

Yep again. You're getting very good at adding honey.

"I know."

So, when your sister is 100 years old, how old will you be?



"I'll be dead."

He's funny, no?

MY HUSBAND:
Seriously now, what was he thinking? There are days when being a wife is a lot like slamming one's forehead into a wall, over and over. That big bruise right in the middle of my forehead? This is its genesis:

Having a newborn baby in the house with a husband who works out of town a great deal is sometimes um, exhausting. She's actually a really good sleeper, but on occasion throws me a curve ball and changes her schedule. Thus was the case last weekend when S. decided to pull the dumb azz husband crap that almost got him "accidentally" hit in the noggin with a flying baby bottle.

We have an agreement that on the days S. is home, I get one "night off" from the night-time feedings. That means, after a full week of taking care of all of the crying, comforting, feeding, shushing, tucking in and putting back to sleep all on my own, I get one blessed night of sleep. Not that it's always uninterupted. Half the time I awake anyway, but I at least know that I don't have to get up and my dear bebe girl will be taken care of. Cause really, her daddy is a good daddy. We also have an unspoken agreement that, unless decided on otherwise, the first night he's home is my "night off."

Last weekend when I went to bed, I settled into my soft down pillow, pulled the blankets close under my chin, and drifted, nay, fell with a deafening thud, into a poison-apple like sleep. At about 4:00 am, I felt S's hand on my shoulder. I thought to my sleepy, groggy self "Self, snuggle up, he's trying to cuddle!" So I did. Then a few minutes later I felt him shaking my shoulder. But dude, it was my "night off" and my brain was taking a serious hiatus from conscious thought and I drifted, nay fell with a thud, back into dream land. Then again, I feel the shaking, stronger now, more urgent.

I pull myself out of whatever pleasant dream I was having (most likely involving shoes, coffee, and/or books)and turn over. As I do, he sits up and throws the covers back in what could only be described as a huff. I sit up and, only half aware of what's happening, ask "what's going on? What's wrong?"

"She's awake. Are you going to feed her?"

OHMYFUCKINGHELL! Now, my brain is in crystal-clear-sharp-as-a-tack focus because this shit just ain't cool. I went from happily sleepy, to mildly concerned, to ranging mad in about 6 seconds.

I'm not sure if I accurately conveyed my furry with the "Are you fucking kidding me? You woke me up to ask me this? You waited until she was wide a wake and in full roar to ask me this? You are awake enough to go to these lengths to wake me up, and you didn't just get your butt out of bed and do it?" glare that shot from the devil rays I aimed at him.

So I got up, made the bottle, fed the baby... a few minutes into the feeding he gets up and gets out of bed. "What are you doing?" I ask.

"I can't sleep when I know you're mad a me."

Good. After that chit, you don't deserve to sleep.

See? stupid. husbands. are. stupid. I just sighed an exasperated sigh and returned to the feeding.

"talk to me." he says.

No. It's 4:30 in the morning on my "night off" and I'm awake feeding the baby because you woke up so you could wake me up to do the feeding you didn't want to do but you realized it was bad move and now you're pretending you can't figure out why I'm pissed.

Nah, we'll talk later. Like when I no longer feel like kicking your ass.